Everyone was ready. The blunt was lit and glowing with every puff. Smoke swirled in the air, coughs and laughs bounced around the room and the esoteric conversations that typically follow a good inhale started to flow. And then, it happened — someone started telling a complete and totally detailed story.
Was it entertaining? Sure. Did we listen? Partially. But our immediate attention was on the halted rotation and the blunt being held hostage between the fingers of a skilled but stoned orator. It wasn’t the worst but it definitely wasn’t pleasant. Like Sartre said, “Hell is other people.”
This weekend there will be an abundance of backyard barbeques and poolside parties where tokers will have the opportunity to show off their manners while they celebrate. Chances are most know not to leave their spit all over the mouthpiece, not to torch the entire bowl during a bong rip and that “puff, puff, pass” is more than just a casual recommendation while in a group setting. But sometimes details slip under the radar and make for some disastrous party fouls.
Check out these suggestions to help keep the weekend blooper-free.
Do:
1. Pick out the Perfect Strain
Make it a point to select a strain or two (or three) that won’t zap all of the energy out of the room and leave everyone walking around like zombies. Go for uplifting, stimulating strains like Sour Diesel, Orange Velvet or XJ-13 that are known for their happy, euphoric and invigorating qualities. Try to stay away from heavy, indica-dominant strains that can cause folks to feel sleepy and a little drained.
2. Come Prepared
Nothing ruins a good time like being unprepared. Grab the rolling papers, take another lighter just in case the first one gets snagged (you know how often that happens), make sure the grinder is packed and definitely bring a few extra buds for when the party goes longer than expected. It might even be a good idea to have some pre-rolled goodies ready to save the time and effort during the festivities.
3. Respect the Host’s Wishes
If the host of the party says no smoking smoke inside, then don’t smoke inside. Period. Don’t sneak off into a ventilated room and try to discreetly huff and puff out of the nearest window — that’s rude. Find out what works for them and what doesn’t, and try to abide by their rules regardless of whether they seem reasonable or not. If it dampens the party too much just consider having the next holiday rager at home instead.
4. Stay Hydrated
It’s going to be hot outside and drinking lots of liquid is a good idea to combat cotton mouth and dehydration while the joints are going around. Beer, wine and whatever else is available will undoubtedly be consumed but water is a must when there’s lots of smoking going on. It’s also important to keep the energy high, too. Opt for a Cannabis Energy Drink with hemp seed oil and a kick of caffeine to revive the party spirit.
5. Tell People if There’s Weed in the Food You Brought
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